How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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