C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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