Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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