You know, be my cock's hype man.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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