Me. At least after what I've been through.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
