I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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