I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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