well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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