Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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