On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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