Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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