so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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