what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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