Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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