She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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