If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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