that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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