Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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