i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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