i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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