did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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