is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You smell like stripper and shame
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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