I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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