I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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