question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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