Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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