the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So here I am, sexting at work.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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