toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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