After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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