Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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