their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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