And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Vodka?
Forever.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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