i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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