You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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