if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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