The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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