just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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