i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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