no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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