My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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