There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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