It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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