why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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