do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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