FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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