this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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