So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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