so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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