Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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