Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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