the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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