Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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