is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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